Well folks, this is the place...

Well folks, this is the place just down the street from the O'Farrell Theater. Not the best part of town, but overall a better area than the clubs on Market St. are surrounded with.

I think cover and bottomless, self-serve soda was $20 (it wasn't above that). Anyways, I was here in early March. Not many customers came by. There were four girls working, basically a bunch of 6s and 7s. Good dj, attentive security, seemed clean. But, it's the girls...

I sensed something was up upon entering. I thereby chatted with the desk girl for about 10 minutes because I knew the area where she was from. Really, I wanted to wait out whatever was organizing in the main room. Well, I didn't take quite long enough. I was no more than two feet into the main room than I was grabbed by not one but two gals (one on each arm) for a "free tour" (this happens a lot in San Fran.) Here we go again (read my Market Street Cinema review for background on this...) There was no escape. I was walked through the main area (nice "Y" shaped stage with lots of poles and seats at the stage), then the private dance room (where "the dildo shows take place" as it was eloquently stated), and back into the catacombs which were a string of small rooms with curtains for doors. Guess where the free tour went? Well, into a small room of course! After a small tease the gals informed me that I was to get "two gals for the price of one". I guess that's a deal. So I said I had a $100 (the room was $80 by a meter for I don't know how much time; maybe 10 minutes?) I don't know where the other $20 went to. Well, the gals took off their tops and each placed one of my hands on her. Then they started making suggestive remarks and rubbing my male area over my pants. I had the idea I was being milked but I guess wasn't motivated enough, so I declined any further attention. [I guess the "two for 1" was for the gals to avoid having to compete with each other.] Well, the gals then split leaving me alone to finish my tour.