I figured I had to come...

I figured I had to come here since the first porno I ever saw was "Behind the Green Door", which I believe was filmed here.

I arrived the first hour they were open and paid I think $20 to get in. The girls didn't start dancing until the place had been open an hour. There were 8 girls working a Sunday night shift and ranged from a 6 to a 9. The 9, a Russian blonde, opened the stage stripping in the Hollywood Room (I think that's what it's called.) The shimmering sliver curtains and spotlight on the dancers gave the place some pazazz, which was a welcome change from the presentation format at most places. I liked it. Also liked the leather chairs near the center of the place for they were under the heating duct and the place was a little chilly. I was in hang out mode for the evening, so the chairs suited me fine. And, from them I could see most of the action in the Hollywood room. But wow, were the girls ever having a hard time figuring me out. They all came by to offer dances, gave me breakdowns on the pricing (which I found to be expensive) but at least it's all up front. So, eventhough they repeatedly reached for and rubbed my crotch and offered me a "bonjour blowjob" as one put it (I was flying home the next day), I was perfectly happy to sit in the warm, comfy chair and watch the shows. And that pissed little Lacey, a true hustler from right out of the hood, off. If you weren't spending money on her well then she'll cop a major attitude an do whatever she can to annoy/disrupt/etc. The chick deserves a job at WalMart.

The rest of the gals were okay. All shows (dildo, Copenhagen, etc.) would go only as far as the audience was willing to tip. And on this night there wasn't much business in the place. There are private rooms off to the sides here where baskets of condoms are plainly visible from the outside. The place indeed bills itself as "the place for public sex in America." Well, the price for public sex I was quoted several times was $240, "$40 for the house and $200 for the girl". I passed. There were a few schmoes getting their rocks off from what I could see, but on the whole I believe the gals were hurting for business. This didn't stop the Russian blonde from spinning the following about business that night: "Oh it's really busy! They can't change the towels on the furniture fast enough!" I don't think there were more than 5 buyers for all the gals in the 2 hours I was there. In fact, the gals were taking turns sprawling out on the tables in one of the rooms waiting for action of any kind.