If you like your strip clubs...

If you like your strip clubs dank and dark (and I do), this is the place.

No messing around with neon lights, hostess BS, or DJs, this is a bar where you can sip on a $5 beer and watch hot mean girls dance for dollar tips. No lap dances so the girls really put out full effort on stage. If you want to they'll pretend to care about having a conversation with you, but I really prefer to just pull up to the stage and watch a tattooed babe dance to rock and roll.