Okay, this time through Portland, I...

Okay, this time through Portland, I came for the food as I hadn't tried it before. Had an 8 oz filet mingnon with sauteed mushrooms, a side of fries and a 30 items salad bar for $11. Too bad the chef overcooked my meat (I had ordered medium and it came out well done.) The strippers were pretty good looking and worked the rail well, putting on a brief show for anyone who lays a tip out on the rail. Coming back through Portland, I stopped by again for dinner and tried the $8 T-Bone. It was cooked well but had too much fat for my taste. Dancers again good. Then came back the next morning at around 9am for breakfast (never had that meal at a strip club before.) Anyways, I had the the 10-egg ham and cheese omlette for $6.50. I ate about 3/4ths of it before I ahd to surrender. There were only two gals rotating on the main stage with few customers present and thereby little tips. I gave $5 to each upon leaving. They were pretty average in the looks department, but to dance at 9am??? The salad bar is a gem for dinner. The meat was obviously cheap but hit-and-miss in terms of chef talent. The $6.50 omellete with no cover charge for breakfast? That was a steal. They do have $20 couch dances but they're all air; might be your only chance to propose marriage to Aurora though, as I'm sure she's heard it all just a few thousand times over. Smile at her while she's on stage and she'll raise a hoof and plant it right in front of you, providing the full monty and then some....