Okay, this time through Portland, I...

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, MI

H8S is now the hands-down #1 of the Hamilton chain. And it's not even close--that's how far Bogart's has collapsed. Sad for Bogart's--good for H8S. On this visit about 10 gals working--missing a couple…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Wow, the only reason I went back were the fond memories from the past. Bad sign (unheeded) #1: The parking lot was almost empty. Not surprising then that the bar was basically empty…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

Hey, a mild pleasant surprise this last visit! Long-time, "runt-of-the-litter" of the Hamilton chain, things seem to be looking up here. More light in the main room, not as much smoke about, and the VIP…

Hit up Acropolis on a Monday afternoon because apparently it’s a Portland rite of passage to try their steaks. No cover. Outside looks like a dirty circus tent. Inside wasn’t better in the slightest. It…

Finally back in search of great stripclub food after the less that savory experience in Vegas, I decided to stop by Acropolis. Going in, the only thing ive heard about this was steak and titties.…

Acrop A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s…

Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture. There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really…