The old Koala doesn't go out...

The old Koala doesn't go out much at night. He's more of a fan of afternoon delight. Put in a half day of work on a Saturday and stopped in at the PO on my way home. Physically, the bar hasn't changed much in about 2 years. Early afternoon had 4 dancers working: 3 black, one energetic blonde. None of the weekday regulars that I remember. Dollar parade was within reason. Blonde was obviously new and trying too hard. Pushed hard for 1/2 hour in private room. Finally settled on less-private room. Figured if I was one of 4 customers in the place at that hour, how much privacy did I need? She was still pushing. Offered that if I bought 2 couch dances, she'd buy a third. Never got a chance for any conversation or to buy her a drink. Would have invested more if she wasn't so driven.