In short, this is likely the...

In short, this is likely the best choice for strip club in Chicago. It definitely has its pros and cons, but overall its what most guys think a strip club should be. Its a short cab ride from O'hare and about 30 minutes from downtown. Seems like it would be hard to find a cab afterward in that area, so call ahead of leaving or just drive.

The cover was 15 bucks on a Friday night, but look for coupons/specials online. I had more reasonable drink prices then reported earlier, 4 bucks for a beer and 6 for a cocktail. The staff was ok, but had an seemingly "unimpressed" attitude like they were waiting for the Vegas whales to drop big bucks. I checked to make sure, but I was still in Stone Park Illinois.

The big pro for the club are the girls, they were all 7s through 10s with a decent mix of ethnicity. They were willing to sit down and have a drink, but if they thought or realized you had a little money to spend they would try to make you "their date for the night." Be ready to be rude and get nasty looks to move on to the next girl. Also be ready for the big VIP dance push which is 200 dollars for a bar tab and 400 for the girl for a half hour. Unreal!