Wow, this place is something. What...

Wow, this place is something. What a total shit box! We went in for a little pre-happy hour fun and ran into a whole mess of terrible dancers, some of whom may or may not have had some significant mental issues.

My friends and I go to strip clubs for a number of reasons. First the obvious, getting some not so cheap feels, Second for some quality people watching, and third, which is possibly the most important reason, enjoying the unintentional comedy generated by half naked drunk women with sub par intellects.

Unfortunately the "NEW" Crazy Horse accommodated only our third mission.