Did a round of strip clubs...

Did a round of strip clubs in Nashville, was disappointed to say the least. The cover here was $15, the highest of all the clubs I visited. A small can of Orange Juice was $6, it is definitely BYOB. The upside, there were the pretiiest girls here of all the clubs, unfortunately that is the only upside. Private dances were $25 for an air dance. Mileage does not exist here. The have a "porno room" which is #350 for 30 minutes. The dances here are air as well, you can watch her take a shower, dance with her or sit on a couch and watch porno. IN the immortal words of Chris Rock, "There is no sex in the champaigne room" There is no touching, grinding etc. They never touch you here. I had one dancer try to hint that they did more there, it was untrue, they are watched like hawks by the bouncers. This club had the highest hustle factor of any club I visited, with the Hi, do you want a dance? Line used several times. The staff is nice, and helpful(they should be for what they charge here, and what they do not deliver) I had a long conversation with an incredibly intelligent and beautiful woman named Tamara, it was the only bright spot of the visit. The club played a wide selection of music, and the clientele was a broad cross section of people. If you are a businessman you will not feel uncomfortable here, but beware you will not get the service you get in most other strip clubs in the US. In summary you will pay the most here for the least. If you want to go somewhere to watch pretty girls without getting near them this is your choice, if you want to feel any grind, no matter how minor, any other club will be a better choice. I give it a definite Thumbs down mainly because it is more restrictive than the law allows and it is more expensive for that high restrictiveness. The club can do nothing about this fopolish 3 foot rule, but they take it farther than neccessary. My advice is stay in youtr hotel, and go out to a strip club in another city. Sorry guys you are nice, but the club just doesn't deliver.