Illusions
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755 Guin Rd Nixa, MO 65714

Not too hard to find between...

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godfatherstill
Mar 30, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Not too hard to find between Springfield and Nixa. Went in around 11pm on a Friday. The cover was $ 8.00 or $ 18.00 which included a cup that allows unlimited soft drink refills. This was the first of many weird SC twists that I have not seen or heard of anywhere else before. The guys at the door explained that if you don't buy the cup you will be required to pay $ 3.00 like every 30 minutes or so. I decided to avoid that hassle and bought the cup. Once inside I sat down close to the stage and was quickly joined by a cute young lady. Not 2 minutes after she arrived I was asked by a waitress if I wanted to buy the lady a drink, I said not yet. This little cutie gave me the full rundown of the clubs rules and the buy the lady a drink thing worked like this, it cost $ 5.00 and the club gets 3 of that and the girl gets 2. She explained that the lap dances were $ 25.00 with "full contact" which meant you could touch anywhere except around the panty lines. She had really nice boobs so I said let's give it a try. Next odd thing, you go to the juice bar and give that gal your $ 25.00 and she gives the dancer a coupon and the dancer gives it to the bouncer at the entrance of a semi-private area. This guy sits at the doorway with his back to you but you can still see him. At this point the dancer gives me a checklist of do's and dont's, no kissing her breasts, no this, no that, and I tell her she is taking all the fun out of the experience. Anayway, our dance starts and it was ok and I could pretty much touch anywhere but the pantyline as advertised but she was not very sensual and the song seemed very short. I complained about the length of the song and she said their songs are stopped at exactly 3 1/2 minutes. The one thing that was fun about her is she kept bragging about her thick pussy and how she can rub good with it and sure enough she did. After that I go back out and watch several stage dancers. During each dance, a lady employee throws a handful of dollar bills at each girl while they dance like it is some kind of club requirement. It is a full nudity club so it was fun to watch a wide range of in your face nude snatch boxes. Some girls were very talented at showing off what they had and some not as much. I did enjoy the show. After a while I had another hottie site with me and just like clockwork the waitress asks if I care to buy the girl a drink and again I say no but I explain that I am going to get a lap dance from her. We head on back, same process, buy a coupon, give coupon to bouncer, enter dance area. They did offer a 5 dances for $ 100.00 deal but the first one wasn't good enough to go for that. This girl starts running down the check list and I stop her and say I have already heard it. Not a bad dance but again nothing to write home about, very similar to the first girl, lacking passion. I go watch a few more dancers from the stage including my first lapper, who did indeed have a thick snatch. At this point I headed out the door. Only regret was that I did not get a lapper from a tall big boned nice boobed blonde who put on a fun stage show and was very very flexible but she did not seem interested in persueing lappers. This place did have the highest ceiling and pole that I have ever seen and many of the girls climbed all the way up and slid down upside down which was pretty daring and dangerous looking. The club was clean not too crowded and the parking lot seemed safe. I will likely go back if ever in the area again.

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