The VIP club in Chicago may...

The VIP club in Chicago may very well be the worst major strip club in America for three reasons. First and foremost, the dancers must wear full shorts and full breast pasties. Secondly, the dances are table dances not lap dances. Lastly is the terribly expensive drink prices that average over 10 dollars, and even more to buy a dancer a drink.

In addition, most of the women are veteran dancers that are overly aggressive. They will sit down without asking and do their best to guilt you into a dance. If you do decide on a dance they become next to impossible to break away from and many also expect a tip just for talking. If you do decide to go don't be afraid to be rude.

That being said, it is only one of 3 clubs within a decent cab ride of downtown Chicago. However, the other two are better choices. Even a better idea would be to bite the bullet, take the extra hassle, and head out to a suburban club.