Was in town and thought I...

Was in town and thought I would stop by to see what the action was in the big city. If you get in before 8, the cover is just $10. Not bad for the big leagues. The good news in this club is you get away without all the dollar tips. Just stay away from the rail and you're good.

Some of the girls were in the 7 range, but the others were clearly 9s and 10s. I saw two girls that were standouts. One girl looked like a young Michelle Pfeiffer from her "Scarface" days. Stunning.

The other girl was a Russian girl who was a dead ringer for Maria Sharapova. If I hadn't been on my way out, I most certainly would have taken her back for a private dance.