I haven’t been here since January...

I haven’t been here since January and dropped in to see if my favorite Cassity was still here. As my luck would have it, she was not and I think I know why. There was only 5 dancers here and they were all butt ugly. As I looked around the room, I realized that the girls were not nearly as bad as the customers. Most looked like escapees from dog patch. It’s a good thing they serve liquor here cause you are going to need a gallon or two to feel comfortable in this environment.