Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

OK,so I had to drive across...

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redrocks
Aug 2, 2004, 9:29 PM
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OK,so I had to drive across country from San Diego to Virginia and it came time to pick a route. After much consternation, decided to drive the southern route to get a chance to experience the much heralded Treasures. Arrived on a Wed afternoon about 2 pm. Hard to find only because of maddening Houston traffic and lack of familarity with roads. Study a map first if from out of town. Beautiful club, inside and out. Incredibly dark, hard to find a good seat without bumping into someone already there. Easier in the back room. Buffet lunch was finishing up. Hate to say it, but Treasures did not live up to my expectations. Maybe because I was a new face, and many of the girls definitely had their regulars, even though I felt comfortable after reading the reviews here. Anyway, the number of girls was not what I expected, at least those that were visible. Maybe they were all in VIP. Many were sitting in groups, chatting. The numbers did increase as the afternoon progressed. Quality was not what I expected. A few 9's and 10's but mostly 6-8's. Was finally approached by a stunning brunette named Whitney. Seemed all of 18, quite the conversationalist, talked for a while before agreeing to a dance. The dance was OK, way more air than I expected in this place even though I got 3. I asked about rules and she said, "Don't worry, I'll help you" or words to that effect. Don't know what that meant, since she never helped with anything. She seemed reluctant to grind the steel pipe very long, almost too innocent for this work. Again, maybe if I had been a regular. She said she'd been dancing there about a year. I never let on that it was my first time. Next dances were from Tawny - not as stacked and again just an OK dance. Got one from Victoria and only one. I don't really remember what I didn't like except that I kept thinking to write "beware" in my my TUSCL review. Final dancer was the best, Josie. Hot enough, very petite, aimed to please from the very start, though rather mechanical about it. No hands on the stick, but total grindage aimed at getting me off from various angles. Still, I enjoyed it after the efforts of the others. I definitely would go back because I'm sure I did not get the whole Treasures experience (VIP, more hands on contact, more 9's and 10's, etc.). But I thought it would be better. Maybe my expectations were just too high, as I've read in a few other reviews. Next stop, Cheetah's Atlanta...an ATF from long ago...

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