Secrets 2 Swiss Cottage
Closed
307B Finchley Rd, West Hampstead, London NW3 6EH, UK*

According to the club’s website, ...

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mii
Mar 17, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Not Provided Evening

According to the club’s website, they do private dances for 10 pounds from 20:00 till 22;00 and admission is free, so I entered the club at around 21:00. As in many similar clubs you’re supposed to hand over your coat for an additional 2 pounds. Also, they have their own perfume vendor here as well. This always strikes me as a bit odd. I don’t mind paying for a public toilet, but in a club? Why do they think we suddenly need perfume anyway? You just have to gather enough women around you to pick up a nice scent..

Unfortunately the place was pretty much deserted this early in the evening, with only a few ladies around. The place looks quite nice though. All couches are nicely setup so you get a sense of privacy. Obviously, they all face the small stage. Pity the stage shows are so lame, the girls don’t even do a strip. How is that supposed to entice you to take a private dance? When you do take a pd, the girls will take you to one of the more secluded areas where you can sit on a couch and enjoy the show. The dances are not all air, but touching is out of the question either. The few girls that were around were very nice to chat to and not too pushy. Prices here are as you might expect from a club, a bit overpriced. I’d have to come back later at night to be sure if this club is really worth it. Because of the lack of girls it’s hard to give the club a higher note though.

 

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