the last chance previously read upon...

the last chance previously read upon its tattered street sign: 29 beautiful women and 1 ugly one. i guess they took it down because most of the girls probably look scarry as hell in broad daylight. but if it were faces u were after you would have bought people magazine. tits and ass on the other hand, that is in ready supply at the old last chance with full on bare naked pussy shots all up in your face.

the place itself is reminicent of an early 90's jack shack and inside looks like an old ass elk lodge where they have monthly kkk ho-downs. the bitches are grimy ass hell but the fact that they'd probably suck u off out back for a rock could be kind of hot. we could have made sammiches with all the roast beef on hand. but dollar for dollar you cant beat the dirty little all nude byob 10$ cover shit hole. even the fat bithes look good on their backs