It's been several years since I...

It's been several years since I was at MBOT...I was in town with some friends from out of state and I had to show them the ultimate club. We came late and paid the full fare, forty bucks. The place was smaller than I recall and the shower room was gone, replaced by some elevating bed thing. I saw some girls on that but they were just tickling each other or something...nothing good. There were a lot of girls in there but unfortunately for me, I was a little too drunk to use my head and make a careful choice. I'd have to say they were all pretty hot - say 7's to 9's, but you could just taste the hustle going on in there. There were a bunch of dudes just standing around, not doing anything. I was in there about twenty minutes, looking around. My buddies were watching the floor show, just one girl on stage. Nothing too crazy there and my friends didn't seem to impressed. I was all in to trying some of the treats. I looked in the different rooms, the dark one with the flashlights mentioned here, as well as the Ultra Room, and there was no one home. This was a Saturday night, btw, about 10:00 pm. So this tall, dark haired gal grabs my hand for a tour. She was pretty hot and off I went...being a drunk dumb ass, I didn't realize she was a ROB...sober I would have known from the beginning. Suffice it to say I got ripped off for my $100.00. I left the booth pissed and we all bailed. Moral of the story? Come pretty much sober or end up a "DPL"...drunk pathetic loser! We were there for about an hour. Lame but mostly my fault (for my lame time, I don't know what my buddies were doing!).