No alcohol is nearly a deal...

No alcohol is nearly a deal breaker for me when it comes to strip clubs, so this place has a major strike against it from the start. I arrived at about 11 pm on a Monday night. I paid my $13 cover (way too high for this tiny place!) and walked in. The place was DEAD, and I immediately started to regret. There were three customers at the stage, no one at the "bar," and four dancers (although two of them were hiding in the backroom at all times, they took turns). Two of the dancers were black and unattractive. Two were white with big fake breasts, an 8.5 and a 6.5.

I was told topless dances are $22 and nude are $44 (need to update the cover charge and dance costs on the chart above).

I was pretty much ready to leave, but decided to go behind the beaded curtain with the 6.5 (Daisy) to try a topless dance. No one else was back there, and to my surprise it was surprisingly high mileage. I didn't try to touch the kitty, but I was allowed to do whatever I wanted (should have pushed for more!). I enjoyed myself so much I went with a second topless dance.