Talk about "Your Mileage May Vary" I...

Talk about "Your Mileage May Vary"

I went up for my annual trip to the Great White North and thought I would stop into my favorite club in the Toronto area. I'm not sure if they spruced this place up or my standards are dropping, but the place actually looked better than I remembered it. The girls are just as pushy, but damn they were cute this year.

Now, for the varying mileage. I took four different lovelies back to the VIP area. It took four to find one that was a good time. The first one back was a bit willing, but overall just not too enthusiastic so one dance and then back to the table. The second girl I took back was from Poland. VERY pretty, natural "A" cups, but sexy. When I slid my thumbs up to slide over those little gems, I got this roll of the eyes and pushing my hands away. What is this? The bible belt in the US? You kidding me? One dance and send her packing. The third girl was incredibly sexy. I remember her name; "Paris". Her stage show was lacking any energy, but she was pretty and sold the private dance well so back we go. She was pretty good in private, but she ruined the mood by constantly trying to talk me into taking her back to my hotel for "a hot night". I'm not looking for advertising while I'm getting a lap dance. Send her on her way.