I decided to try out Hawaii...

I decided to try out Hawaii Theatre last night after work. Got in about 11:30 PM and was charged $15 at the door. Took a seat at the tip rail and was charged $5 for a coke.

There was a nice mix of girls on stage. There were the drop dead gorgeous(Genesee) and the more ample and wide bodied to suit all tastes. There was even what appeared to be a crack whore on stage at one point. It was hilarious. Her dance, if you can call it that, resembled something I saw on a sitcom (remember Elaine dancing on 'Seinfeld'?). The DJ didn't even seem to know her name and everyone in the club seemed confused about what they just saw.

Since the best girls were basically camped out in the VIP area, my pickings were slim for couch dances. I got topless dances from Taylor(I think), a VERY well endowed blonde who allowed ample feeding and heavy, heavy grinding, Genesee(not the dancer on stage), a tall brunette with a terrible boob job, Marissa, a tall, slim brunette with a great ass who recently moved from Vegas and, just for kicks, the aforementioned crackwhore, 80 lb. blonde Britney. This one was a keeper. She acted even more dazed and confused than she was on stage. Britney allowed some light feeding and grabbed some wood but not in a sensual way, more like she dropped something and was trying to pick it up. She even slipped and fell while trying to stand up on the lap dance couch. It seemed to be her first day because she was asking me questions about the club like when do we close? I hope it won't be her last because it was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.