I've been to my fair share...

I've been to my fair share of Illinois clubs, but this one pales in comparison. First it's pretty small, and I only saw 5 dancers, and 2 were eating. Parking lot is broken in 2, and has speed bumps in the middle. What for? The dancers were your average midwest GnD types, mostly blonde. Pasties are required, as opposed to East Stl clubs. Didn't even get a chance for dances as I wanted to get out. Too cramped, and they pretend that quality domestic brews are imported. Bartendress wasn't very customer service oriented. No daytime cover carge, so maybe you get what you pay for but probably even more cramped at night. The club is also in the middle of nowhere, yet traffic still exists. I'll look at the Ohare and Indiana clubs instead.