Definitely the best strip club experience...

Definitely the best strip club experience I had in Chicago. Then again, that's not saying much because the scene in Chicago sucks. When I got there, there were a couple of yahoos complaining about the $30 cover. My advice, if you can't pay that then don't bother going up, because this is a pricey club. Went upstairs to the club, was met by a waitress/hostess who began by telling me this is an upscale club. Jeez, this is something you need to show me, not tell me. It's not upscale because you say it is. The folks who run this are obviously posers, but by acting exclusive they do at least keep the crowds down. There's a stage at the front, a bar at the back. Low lights, so unless you sit right by the stage you can't see too much, and with little tables and chairs all around it's hard to get close without looking like an ass. On one side there are couches for dances. When you go up there (its on a raised platform) they draw a sheer curtain so you get the illusion of privacy but people outside can still see siloets of you and the dancer. I got a couple, the last with a woman who at least would give a little contact and gave the illusion of enjoying it. So I went for a half hour in the VIP room, and it was better. What you'd get sitting out in the main room at a good club, or for a 20 dollar couch dance at an average club, but still, the best I found in Chicago. Probably good for bringing clients, the best of poor options. I read how bad Chicago clubs are and didn't believe it, now I do. Damn.