BYOB, sexy girls, totally nude, touch-all-you-want...

BYOB, sexy girls, totally nude, touch-all-you-want lapdances...what's not to love? Plus you can lay on stage with a dollar in your mouth and the girl will wave her pussy within centimeters of your face and rub her tits in your face before she clamps the dollar between her tits. Talk about cheap thrills!

The club is a little outside of town, where the road turns to gravel. It used to be a famous punk club. Inside, the decor is as plain as the cornfields outside. People say it's seedy and dirty, but it's too dark to notice any dirt (except for the bathroom), and besides, all these hot, naked girls are walking around, so who cares about dirt? And the clientele seem pretty chill. There are two stages and a VIP room. The music is wide-ranging but includes rap, metal, industrial, dance, etc. It's loud but tolerable. The girls periodically collect jukebox money. Cover is $15 and a lapdance is $20. No alcohol sold, but you can bring in a big-ass cooler with as much beer and booze as you can fit in it.

The girls are diverse in their looks, personality and ethnicity (mix of black and white), but you will definitely find hot girls, smart girls, and friendly girls, sometimes all in one. Their dancing is sexy and skillful, both on stage and in your lap. Sometimes they will just sit on your lap as if to give you a lap dance, and you'll have to tell them "Not right now" if you don't want one just then (or you're broke). They dont' get mad or try to hard sell you, though.