For my second experience while down...

For my second experience while down here in New Orleans, I chose Scores. I was able to go right in, no cover charge. There was only one dancer at a time working the center stage - the rest were either upstairs giving private dances, or circulating downstairs, looking to hustle a private dance. As soon as I got in, two waitresses practically fought one another to get me a drink, and the winner, who brought me an $8 Coke, outright told me they work for tips, and asked for one.

The three dancers I saw were attractive enough, the first two being rather slim, tall, small-breasted and the third being a black woman with ample booty.

One dancer, a blonde with fake breasts, literally threw herself at me, doing a fake stumble and landing on me, nearly smacking me with said fake breasts. I'm pretty sure she was either stoned or just out of it, because she didn't so much as ask if I wanted a dance, she communicated it with gestures and mumbling. On the bright side, when I said yes like a sucker, she took me upstairs to the semi-private room and proceeded to rub herself all over me, and encouraged me to put my hands on her body and breasts. And then it was over and I had to peel her off with a crowbar since I'd only budgeted for one dance. I'm sorry, Scores, but I wasn't impressed enough to come back.