This is a brothel. I...

This is a brothel. I went there yesterday looking for a new strip club (been to Bare Assets twice and thought some variety might be in order). Walked around to the door with the big 'open' sign. Went in and wow. Not a strip club! A bit of a chunky blonde greeted me with a smile, but I told her I was looking for a bar. She sent me back to Bare Assets. Pleasant, but I have no intentions of going to jail thanks!