Babe's is pretty much exactly what...

Babe's is pretty much exactly what you would expect a club to resemble if its located in a blue-collar town in the middle of the Bible Belt. Score's it ain't, in other words.

While there have never been any problems during the handful of times I've visited, I've heard from other patrons that fights are not that unusual. So be aware of that going in. There is a run-down, grimy feel to the place, so much so that you expect your slacks to stick to the chairs when you stand up. The drinks are reasonably priced and the wait staff is attentive, so that's a plus.

The one thing that might bring me back to Babe's and the only thing that would bring me to recommend it is my experience with lap dances. They occur in a very dark corner of the club, past the restrooms, with no cameras and a bouncer who might occasionally stroll past. On my last trip, the girl I took back lowered her bikini bottoms to mid-thigh, permitted me to finger her pussy and ass, and allowed DFK. Just for the hell of it, I unzipped my jeans; while she did say "I don't fuck or suck back here" (which I interpreted as some girls would) she did reach inside and stroke me.