Post 11pmish visit: Wed. night is...

Post 11pmish visit: Wed. night is 2fer night, meaning that after paying $8 cover charge, and getting tape bracelet on left wrist, all dances and drinks are 2 for 1. Additionally, club is really 2 clubs in 1: Take a left for topless side, a right for nude side.

CLUB LAYOUT: Both sides resemble a saloon/hunting lodge. The lighting level on nude side, especially stage is noticeably darker than topless side. The topless stage is wooden sans the padding of the nude side for its infamous "stage dives". The glass encased 10 foot bear overlooks the ATM machine, and 1 of the lapdance couches on nude side. My floor seating on topless side had me looking at 2 mounted sharks ( 1 hammerhead, the other probably a mako) on midwall between floor seating, and back bar.

DANCER CREW: I'm guessing that there were a dozen different dancers on each side- I don't think they generally switch sides on their shift. Overall attractiveness range was 4.75- 8.5, mostly midrange. Best looker was on the nude side, as were a couple of rather fleshy dancers. The best looker didn't get fully nude, but instead pulled thong to side during the stage dives. Moderate level of tatoos prevailed, 1 or 2 dancers had 2 tone hair.