I spent some time in California...

I spent some time in California and had a flight back on Thursday afternoon. I got to the airport a bit early and this club is directly across the street from the rental car return. Cover charge was 5 bucks with a 1 drink minimum. Non-alcoholic drinks cost another 6 bucks.

There were a small number of patrons and I only saw about 4 girls. They were all decent looking enough. I sat for about 3 songs with no one even noticing my existence. Finally, a girl came over and asked me to join her for a private dance. She told me they were $30.00.

When we got to the back room, she informed me that $30 was a basic private dance and would be mostly air, but for $50, she would give me a true lap dance which would be a little hotter. I opted for the deluxe option and I was not disappointed. She did everything necessary to make sure that I was completely satisfied with the dance. I was. There was no need for a second dance since I was definitely "finished." I left very happy and was on-time for my flight.