This club is all smoke and...

This club is all smoke and mirrors--smoke on the outside because people stand outside the front door and smoke since they are not allowed to smoke inside, and mirrors because the place is failry small but the mirrors give it an illusion of being larger than it is. It was very dark, so it is difficult to walk around without tripping over a chair or walking into a mirror that looks like another room. Since I hadn't found a place to sit down and didn't have a drink in hand, the waitress got mad, so I left.