This is a really bad club....

This is a really bad club. First it is a very long drive from Montreal and in a very remote area. It's one of the smallest clubs I've ever seen.

Here's the worst part. When my girlfriend and I stopped by, we paid our cover ($4 Canadian), took a table and waited to find a dancer for a private lap dance.

After waiting an hour or so, we finally found a cute girl. We asked her and she said she didn't think the club would allow couples to get a private dance. She checked with the manager and he said no.