All Star Bar & Grill
7949 47th St McCook, IL 60525

This isn't really a club, but...

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Hellooo Nurse
Jan 22, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

This isn't really a club, but a bar by the train tracks and down the street from an adult video store. I probably would have gotten better treatment at the video store. I have to say I cant remember the last time I went to a place (bar, strip club, etc.) where the owners had so much disdain towards their customers. Upon entering the club I sat at the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender (male) seemed annoyed with me asking what kind of beers they served. The place was bigger than it looked from the outside. A long bar as you walked in, a pool table way in the back, tables everywhere and a jukebox where the girls chose the songs to play. I made my way to one of the tables near the jukebox and made myself comfortable. There were only 2 girls working. One was overweight and the other had ALOT of miles on her face. Since I was there I figured I'd get a dance from the one with the miles since she had the better body. Turns out she NEVER came over to me to ask for a dance. Actually she never went to anyone in the place and stayed with two drunken obnoxious white guys the whole the time. I figured they were friends or regulars. There was a mix of hispanic clientele, some young white guys and a couple older white guys. I ordered a burger since there was nothing else happening. Like one of the other reviewers said it was pretty decent. Nothing spectacular with its Kraft cheese, but decent. After about a half hour I was about to head out when two young tight looking hispanic girls came walking in and headed for the bathroom. I waited and sure enough they came out in their skimpy outfits, wearing pantyhoes, and started to make their rounds. Here's where things got pretty shitty. The girls seemed to be more into hanging out at the bar talking to the regulars (people there to drink and not get a dance) instead of making the rounds. And when they did make the rounds, it was "wanna dance?". If you said "no" they ran right to the next guy and then back to the bar to talk and BS to their friends if there were no takers. I'm starting to think it's not just the economy effecting strip clubs, it’s the crappy attitudes of the girls and owners. When I got a $10 dance from each girl, Erica and Dede, they gave pretty mechanical and uninspiring dancers. Seems they thought since they were the best looking girls (out of the four) it gave them a free pass to give crummy dancers if they felt like it. I personally know dancers who will sit with guys if the place is dead to build a client relationship. That way they make a new "friend" and the guy comes back. Sounds simple right? Not here! To make matters worse, the guys at the bar seemed to have a holier than though attitude about themselves. They were hugging the girls and actually motioning toward a couple of the clients laughing as if to say how everyone there for a grinder was beneath them. Another customer must of noticed this besides me, as I saw him shake his head and then get up and walk out. I guess this place is doing well as a bar, because the girls just sat at the bar for the rest of the time I was there like they were at a friends place. I will say that the waitress was good and attentive. On my way out Erica passed right by me and didn’t say “goodbye” or “thank you” like every other professional dancer I know does. It’s a good thing she didn’t though, because it saved me from telling her that my experience was so horrible that I’m telling all my clients (and I have a lot of them) to avoid her and that dump like the plague.

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