Was out on a business trip...

Was out on a business trip to St Louis and thought I would check out the night life. After reading the reviews here, I narrowed it down to Miss Kitty's and Hollywood. From the reviews of the tip rail action, I thought I would try Miss Kitty's. I go in, get a bottle of water ($7 including cover at 6pm...not too bad). The club is pretty empty.

I find a spot by the stage and this cute blonde is dancing alone with an empty tip rail. I settled in and watched. The reports are right, the tip rail action here is excellent. She climbed down from the stage and onto my lap and we had a grand old time for my $2 tip. The night was looking promising. Her session was over and she obviously wanted to know if I wanted a private dance, but hell, my hands hadn't even warmed up from being outside yet! I just got there so I declined expecting a good night stage side. Well, it all went down hill from there. It seems the first girl was the cutest of the entire place. Actually, I think the defensive line of the St Louis Rams is probably cuter than the rest of the girls in the place at that time. Damn. I sat and watched four or five other girls dance and just had to leave. Even though the mileage was high with them stage side, you just didn't WANT to touch them.

To be fair, I was early and it wasn't the night shift, but they just didn't cut it. I figured I would cut my losses and go check out Hollywood. See the review over in that club's section.