Ballpark Tavern
Closed
1390 Edgely Rd, Levittown, PA 19057, USA*

..sigh....Well against my better judgement I...

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iorek
Jan 18, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

..sigh....Well against my better judgement I gave this place a shot. Well, on the advise of an acquaintence that stated that you could have a lot of fun there I hauled my bones to go see what it was like. I'll be measured in what I say as I feel I might have been kind of early, I was there from about 6:30pm to a little after 8:00pm but after all it was Saturday..that is a big strip-club night right?

When I arrived, one of the dancers was leaving as her shift evidently was up, that left 3-dancers in 2-3 song rotations. Two were friendly enough to a new strange face, the other had this staring technique that I just dont understand but figured it's her thing when she works. It did nothing for me personally and am still totally puzzled as to what she hoped to attain. It wasnt even a 'stare down challenge for dominance' kind of stare, just a general look of fatigue mixed with indiference but I'm gonna stare at you and see what you do...I just sipped my beer and looked at her boobs..whaddya want?

Definitely had the ambiance of a local neighborhood haunt as the dancers obviously were quite friendly in a general social way with most of the few patrons (about 12-total) that were there. The dances by all had the attempt of fun and seduction but were totally without energy or enthusiasm of any kind that I could register. Just generally slowly gyrating and wiggling the fun bits every now and then. Nothing encouraged the 'lil guy to wake up and take note, but again this was extremely laid back, comfortable familiar, guys retreat from the ball-and-chain at home and 'lemme have a beer or two and look at pretty chicks (pretty being relative...ah they were okay, about 6-7's) feeling kind of place that if ya dig me.

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