This place is fantastic. Here are...

This place is fantastic. Here are the drawbacks: it is in Harvey, and the girls I've seen -- on Sunday nights after Bears games -- aren't all attractive, but some definitely are.

Almost everything else is ideal. It's cheap ($10 covers at night, $4-6 beers, $20 couch dances that are in a different room from the main stage and provide you with about 10 feet of space from other customers, and $30 semi-VIP room dances where you are essentially in private). It's open late. The girls are very friendly, willing to talk and decently engaging. The place is very clean. The ancillary staff is affable and there is no intimidation or hussle factor. The clientele are average guys (not many girls) who don't look like trash or make you seem poor in comparison. The DJ and music are not intrusive and the songs aren't overly short. Lastly, the dances are amazing! I mean that, they are the best of any club I've been too (which is about 10 -- though never Texas). The girls are skilled dancers, there is tons of friction and it is a club where touching is not frowned upon.

I will certainly return. In fact, that it is in Harvey is probably a good thing because otherwise I'd be totally broke.