I thought it was very much...

I thought it was very much worth my time and effort to check this place out. All five ladies working were lovely. Two of them were stunning. High praise from me for the sultry sexy appearance of both "Jolee" and "Alize." These two are very strong and slender young brunettes with perfect body parts, all of which I examined close up. Alize is the younger and fresher-faced of the two, and she's amazingly beautiful. But for me Jolee was sexier because of her pure steaminess. I was impressed enough that I quickly approached the the tip rail when either of them were on stage. I put down $4 or $5 each time they came near me. In exchange I got exceptional attention and treatment stageside from both. I didn't really think I was acting like a big-spender, but apparently even one dollar at a time was tough to squeeze out of the other fellows present, so these ladies treated me like a rock star. Later I arranged for two fully nude lap dances with Jolee. This cost me $5 for a wristband (required to to enter the lapdance room) and $25 per song.

As I said, Jolee is hot and impossibly sexy. You should see for yourself. But before she got nude on the couch, she covered my lap with a thick blanket and reminded me that I was not allowed to touch her at all once the dance began. This put a damper on the whole experience for me. Bottom line: Shakers is a treat, but aggressive two-way contact (frankly raunchier behavior altogether) is readily available in many nude strip clubs in nearby Iowa, Missouri, and even Kansas. This means my visits to Shakers will be quite limited.