Having gone to school in the...

Having gone to school in the Woo for three years without ever visiting one of its many strip clubs, my buddies and I made a stop at Centerfolds, Crystal Palace (the CP as we now call it in order to confuse our lady friends) and what used to be called the Lamplighter but is now Hurricane Betty's all over the course of one weekend.

Now we weren't expecting much out of Centerfolds, it being in Worcester and all, which is of course not the cleanest of cities, but we were at least HOPING for something more...inviting. Granted, this WAS our first strip club experience so perhaps our expectations were a little overblown, but when you compare our experience here with that of the Crystal Palace which itself wasn't even that great, Centerfolds was more like a Cardboard Lean-to.

Now, I don't know what magazine would supposedly consider these ladies for a pictorial but it certainly wouldn't be one I would ever purchase, or accept from a friend for free for that matter. Hey if you're into rather out of shape, almost-over-the-hump "hunnies" be my guest...just don't expect the Centerfolds to resemble Playboy Bunnies.