The Palace Gentlemen's Club
2482 NE Interstate 410 Loop San Antonio, TX 78217

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pdandel
Jan 5, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

I've started travelling for work recently and will begin posting recent trips. Was told this was the best club in SA, and I certainly enjoyed my experience. Unfortunately all the top clubs are far from the good hotels in downtown SA. When I entered the club, I was greeted by a waitress, told this was an upscale club (a turnoff, since this is something they shouldn't have to say, I had the same experience in Chicago recently) and asked where I would like to sit. I like to wander around a find the right space for me, but in this case I picked the side of the main room, and it turned out to be a good choice.

Organization of club: There is a large stage on the right when you enter, with a bar opposite it. The stage has Greek columns and a chez longe (sp?) in the back, so it looks fancy, but the result is that when dancers step to the back of the stage, they are invisible from the sides of the room. There are smaller, satellite stages on both sides, and I sat right next to one of these, which wasn't in use at the time. On the far side from the entrance is a raised area (VIP?) with a huge TV opposite. All my dances took place right under this TV, where there were a row of sofas. Seemed like an odd place, but no bouncers came by and it turned out to be fairly private.

After maybe an hour, dancers moved from the main stage to the two satellites, so my choice to get out of the main seating area proved a good choice, since I was right next to one stage and could talk to each dancer. It was a decent time, I got to see some reasonably hot women topless and drink a couple of beers, then a pretty dancer sat down and asked me if I wanted a dance. I ended up spending several hours with her in the couch dance area, then left around 1am. Had a great time with her, can't tell you how representative this was. She seemed to be having a good time and clearly was undercounting the dances which was novel for me. I ended up spending under 1k including taxi, etc., which got me far more for the money than in many other cities. Didn't get under the bikini bottom at all and only moderate groping, but it was hot and I'm rather jaded at this point, so that is saying a lot.

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