I had to go to the...

I had to go to the bathroom really bad on a car ride from Columbus to Cleveland, so I got off at an exit. I am not very lucky and it turned out the there were no gas stations or fast food at this exit. The only thing at the exit was an econo lounge (sp?), which was some sort of cheap motel. I went there to use the bathroom but there was a bold sign on the front door saying "NO PUBLIC REST ROOMS". sigh...so I get back in my car to get on the highway until I noticed this place "Showtime". I get excited and decide to go there to use the bathroom. I walk in and try to open the door but it's locked. The door girl peeps through a little hole saying "hey you have to pay first". This is the first time I have been in a strip club that uses locked doors. It also has a sign saying "IF YOU LEAVE, YOU MUST PAY AGAIN". I paid the $10 cover charge so I would not seem to be a cheap ass...then went inside and used the bathroom only to realize there was no toilet paper. I had to sneak in the girl's room to steal a roll.

Finally after leaving the bathroom I decided to check out the club for a while. There was a female dj, one door girl, one waitress, and two dancers. One of the dancers would be on stage while the other girl would sit down at the juice bar and read a magazine. They didn't seem very excited to be working there. I was the only guy in the club.

There is a soda machine and cups cost $3. The inside of the place had several chairs/tables at one end, a stage in the middle, and pool tables and tv at the other end. This place honestly seemed like a barn converted into a gentlemen's club.