Yuck Went to façade because I was...

Yuck

Went to façade because I was looking for something particular and struck out at Lipstixx. Wow this wasn’t it. Went past a locked door which I’ve seen this type before, by what I hoped was the club grandmother--- wrong it was the 1st of 2 stripper2/masseuses. She had huge huge fake titties. But it was her face that scared me. Way way to much plastic surgery. Looked kinda like Goldie Hawn here lately. The second one was worse, so I left even though this very much looked like the place I was looking for except super ugly girls. Fiona from Shrek would have looked better, possibly Shrek too.

Visited Saturday around midnight so the timing could not have been better.

Cost would have been $40 for the room and a 30 minute dance for 100.

The place looked very private, but since I left after seeing the talent there I can’t speak to the quality of the dances, which I rated very high as an educated guess