The billboard says that bigger is...

The billboard says that bigger is better. However, the club was a big dissappoinment. After being clipped $30 for and entry fee, I was assigned a native guide so that I could see the place.

So let's agree, the club was huge.... as in huge, the size of a couple of the dancers. While they may just have been leftovers from the day shift, these babes were more porkers rather than the buxom babe on the billboard.

Finally, the staff is rude and the first word out of the dancers mouth is $160 for VIP.