Went to Treasures after a many...

Went to Treasures after a many year absence. $15 cover to get in. The place was fairly empty, with dancers outnumbering clients by a wide margin. Dancers were all sizes, ages and varieties - if you can't find someone that you like there, you are way too picky.

Took a seat to watch the stage show and was pretty much left alone - not the usual stream of dancers approaching selling their wares. So I got up and stood in the flow of traffic, waited until I saw a dancer that fit my eye - she had to look a little "experienced" - name withheld to protect the guilty.

She gave me a tour of the upstairs rooms, we settled in on the balcony, bought a $150 bottle of champagne and she started to dance.