OK, so I went to this...

OK, so I went to this club, and when I first got there I was a little nervous, as it's on a back road and looks kind of sketchy and unsafe at night. But once I got in, it was all good. Dancers come up to you pretty quickly, trying to work you over for a dance, but hey, where doesn't that happen?

In any event, some hot dancers and some not. I personally am not that attracted to black girls, which was about 50% of their lineup that night. But there were some hot white girls, most with fake boobs. I wanted to just chill so I bought a Red Bull and sat up front, which will cost you $5 if it's busy (on top of the $15-20 charge). But after doing that for a while and being hit up for some tips, I called over the hottest girl and went with her in the VIP area for a couple of dances.

All in all, I probably spent $140 but I did get the girl's number (I won't reveal her name here), and told her I'd love her to come over to my place to do a private dance for me. So we'll see....