Went to Jiggles on Sat, 11/22...
Went to Jiggles on Sat, 11/22 at about 10 pm. I have to say it was not one of the best experiences I have ever had there. First off, let me say there are a lot of nice looking ladies there. I think there is something for everyone. I ended up getting dances from about 6 different ladies on the night. The only one I actually remember by stage name is Lucky who is a big booty blonde that worked me over like a linebacker. She has a seriously hot body. Got some dances from a thin Italian girl who was very nice and chatty but thin is not for me personally. Got a few dances from a couple of other girls, one who I have had dances from before although she did not appear to remember me and from another big booty blonde who actually danced more like I like than the others. There was one girl I got some dances from that I think I got hustled a bit on. She is Vietnamese mixed with something else (can’t remember) and is here on holiday from San Francisco. Nice girl, but so so dances. I think what ticked me off about her was she made me an offer on the VIP room. I decided to take her up on it and try it. What the heck ya know. I paid her and then she went to get signed up and we had to wait because someone else was in there. Ok, no problem I thought, she will probably hang out with me for the next 15 minutes while we wait. Yeah right. She said she was going to go make the rounds until the room came open. I understand that these girls are there to make money but I see plenty of girls sitting with guys for a long time and are not getting paid. I thought it was a little tacky that she did not hang out. She obviously must be desperate for cash. I looked at it this way. I gave her $200 in total on the night and I don’t think it would have hurt for her to hang with me for 15 minutes while we waited for the VIP room.
I talked to a few girls who told me business was slow. Of course they blamed it on the economy. Ok fair enough. Maybe that is the reason but I am not sure the way it is being handled is smart business. Why not offer some 2 for 1 dances or 3 for 2. Or lower the prices on the dances to $10. Make some deals. One of the girls I got dances from said she had made like $150 for the night so far. Heck I gave her half of that. I did see her get dances from a few other guys later on so I am sure she did ok, but I just do not see any creativeness from the dancers or the club.
Which brings me to another point. I think every time I go to a strip club, there is one or more girls that I just cannot get to come my direction and get a dance from. There were two girls this night that I wanted to get dances from. One was a nice looking brunette with a killer body and the other was a black girl. I love black girls. I could not get either one of those girls to make any eye contact when they walked by. In fact, the black girl came by me a lot of times and I never saw her go do one dance with someone until she spotted some black guy and went right over to him. Kinda ticked me off a little bit. There is no way she did much business this night.
All in all it just was not a great experience this time around. I got to thinking about it and thought for the money I spent this night at this club, I probably could have bought a plane ticket, flew to Los Angeles to visit my favorite strip club and fly back the next day. I think that is what I will do the next time I want to go to a club. If I am going to spend the money, I might as well spend it at a club where I know I will have a good time not at a place where I have to go through a few girls and maybe one of them will turn out to be a good one. Oregon just really is not a good state for strip clubs.
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