This place has more charges than...

This place has more charges than the Everready Bunny. Since it was still in the afternoon, nobody charged me for parking. I was pestered by every dancer who was not on stage. When I finally found someone I was interested in(tall, white and well stacked), she was the only one who ignored me even though I tipped her well on stage. I finally got up and asked her for the rates for the VIP room. Once I received my stupid orange colored VIP tag, we went to the VIP room. My "date" was obviously a bit tipsy, since she stumbled a bit while dancing, but this still didn't stop her from getting another "shot" from one of the other dancers one dance into my session. I was allowed to do whatever I wanted, including spanking, licking and kissing her genital area, and lots of fondling, so I am not complaining. After five dances, I had enough and left. I'll try out "The Perfect Ten" when I am next in Austin.