Frenchy's
119 Av. Juan Ponce de León, Guaynabo, 00969, Puerto Rico*

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nywhim
Nov 19, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday After Midnight

I arrived at this club via taxi, by myself. The club is located in some small alley street and the first thing to you notice is that there are a bunch of people (probably locals) that hang out by the door. If you are brave enough to walk down the alley, it isn't so bad because there is a taxi stop right at the intersection. I have learned that some of the people hanging outside the club were cab drivers waiting for fares, drug dealers, bouncers, misc locals. The taxi driver insisted that he walk with me to the door to make sure I was taken care of (I gave the driver a nice tip). I was an obvious foreigner. Once I got patted down, the doorman knocked on the door (yes, the front door is locked) and they let me in. I met the owner or perhaps manager and he introduced me to my waiter or host. The guy was not really a waiter but a guy that is supposed to hook you up, with drinks, dances, sex, drugs (offered coke and pot), etc. Local beer was $6, dances were $30, private room was $165 for like 45 minutes. I think prices were inflated a bit just for me, but I did not want to argue.

This place is definitely not a "gentlemen's club". The girls are raunchy, and hard grinders, but not really sensual in my opinion. The dancers were generally hot, with good bodies, which surprised me for a place like this. All the girls I saw looked mostly latina, but I am sure how many were local.

After awhile, and after a lot of pushing from my male waiter/host, I ended up getting a private room with some girl he picked. I won't get into much detail in this review, but you guys can guess that I left happy. It definitely could have been better though.

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