I can't believe the complaints and...

I can't believe the complaints and whining I read on this board about this club. I go in on a Thursday night at about 9:30 and right away, on my way to a seat, I am squeezed, hugged and fondled by at least 3 attractive, young women. As I'm sitting there drinking my beer, I'm hit up about every 5 minutes by a young woman who wants to offer me a private dance. This is a wonderful experience. I simply decline, saying "no thanks" and each one is gracious and moves on. I like to take my time to pick out just the right dancer for me -- usually takes about an hour. A young collegiate-aged woman approaches with what I can see are perfect 36D breasts hanging loosely in a yellow bikini and she's so cheerful and All-American that I can't resist. (Although I appreciate the slutty looking types with the heavy black mascara, I get annoyed at being called "baby" more than once in the same sentence.) Anyway, I say yes to the All American 36D college girl and she knocks me out by saying, "Why don't we go in back where we can get into all of the licking and sucking and squeezing?" Whoa. Where do they find these girls? I never fell in love with a stripper so quickly. So, we're back in the 3 songs/$100 area and before I'm even comfortable sitting down, there's a big breast right in my face, actually squeezing into my nose. Then, the other one. Then, she pulls back and grabs my hands and places them on both King and Kong. Guys, I'm ashamed to admit it, but I didn't make it through all 3 dances. If you know what I'm saying. I got no complaints about Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas. I love the joint.