I was in Baltimore on a...

I was in Baltimore on a business trip, and after checking out various reviews, I decided that Gentlemen's Gold Club was my best bet.

It's located on the highway, on the corner of nowhere and nowhere. (But, a lot less shady than "The Block.") Inside, the place has a sports bar feel--basically, Champs with naked girls. They have alot of drink specials, so I was able to enjoy a few beers without paying the usual exorbitant club prices. The waitresses were very cordial and professional--a nice change from the standard bitchiness that I usually encounter at clubs. (Ya know the type, if you don't tip them at least $10 they give you the glare of death) Also, the cleanest men's room that I have ever seen at a club (or, for that matter, at most restaurants).

I was there on a slow, Monday afternoon. I'd rate the girls I saw as between 6 and 8. Be advised that the basic, $30 lap dances are a waste of money. The girls' clothes stay on, and I would describe the experience as rather low-impact.