I heard wonderful things about this...

I heard wonderful things about this club, but left very disappointed. There is only one dancer here who stands out, she looks like a Victorian's Secret model - I could stare at her all day long - a leggy extremely tall blond, although she barely speaks English and appears to be Russian. Juxtaposed with this is an older dancer who resembles a green apple, she has rotting green teeth, an apple shaped body, cellulite thighs and a penchant for slapping other dancers roughly on the buttocks on the floor dominatrix style while howling. The featured dancer was a 4'8" ex-gymmast who resembled a sprite - she did not do any lap dances, she only danced on stage. This pixie was skinny at about 75 lbs, with hair done in two poufy black ponytails and tied with multicolored gaudy ribbons, and like a rubber band without joints, she whipped around the stage, did the splits about 20 different ways in 45 different positions at rapid pace, and other impressive gymnastic almost non-human moves - but she was not at all sexy, only childlike. I discovered this after visiting the club with friends for three days in a row. The dances are very tame and hands off at all times. They are strictly timed with a coin you put into a box. The sound system badly needs updating, resembling sound coming out of a tin can. Overall, this was one of the strangest clubs I have ever patronized.