8:30pm no dancers here WTF! Waited...

8:30pm no dancers here WTF! Waited 15 mins when a 200 lbs dancer showed up. I waited out in the store doing some shopping for dvd's when a second dancer came in this one was better looking and 18. I was told that more would be arriving throughout the night. With nothing else to do Thursday night, I paid $6 to go in and was told I must but a $6 soda at the bar. It is very dark in here. Just a few lights above the stage. I sat at a wobbly table, on a wobbly chair. There were no dancers - I think both of them were in the dressing room. I was the only customer there. I was getting tired of waiting. Finally the fat one comes out of the dressing room after what had to have been a half hour wait and goes to the dj booth, where she stays for another 10 minutes - still no dancers on stage. Then the young skinny dancer comes out barefoot and goes to the dj booth with her friend. It's now a quarter til 9pm, I've been there since before 8:30pm, I'm still the only customer and I've just spent $12.00 to feel like a dumbass! Finally the fat one walks to the stage. I still haven't been greeted or even acknowledged by anybody other than to pay cover and buy a drink. So the dj say's something incomprehensible and the fat one gets on stage. I'm not kidding, this dancer was fat! She had no business stripping at all. She does three songs - bikini 1st song - topless second song - naked third song. I could barley watch for the last song. She never even looked my way or I would have have her a sympathy tip... Oh lawddy it was so un-erotic! So she finishes up and the dj again says something I can't understand. Both dancers are now up in the dj booth again and I guess the barefoot one ain't gonna dance. I get tired of waiting - I'm starting to feel weird. This is a strange place and the only reason I stuck around this long is out of sheer morbid curiosity. After waiting and waiting I'm just feeling uncomfortable being the only customer there. I finally couldn't stand it any longer and stood up and walked out. What a waste. This has been a hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back.