Compared to the Men's club, this...

Compared to the Men's club, this place has no atmosphere, no service and no class, but it can be a lot more fun. Some of the dancers are quite attractive, and do $5. table dances that can be quite stimulating. There are also $20. VIP dances that differ very little from the table dances (let's face it, ladies). No food and no table service, so you must order drinks for you and your stripper friend at the bar. While I've got your attention, I would like to propose a few rules of etiquette for exotic dancers:

1. Crushing a man's testicles by jumping up and down on his lap is not the way to generate more tips; a little gentle stimulation of the genitalia will get you where you want to go.

2. Never attempt to grind your crotch into my face; it is unhygienic and extremely rude. I'd also appreciate it if you didn't ram your butt into my chest repeatedly, as this makes it very difficult to breathe.

3. If I am eating lunch, please don't sit there and watch me like a dog waiting for a bone. If you are hungry, please just say so, and I will gladly share with you, otherwise, please come back later.

I hope these simple rules will make for a more pleasant experience for dancers and customers alike.