I found this "review" on a...

I found this "review" on a nightclub website. To anybody who has actually been here - this is so far off as to be a real ROTFL experience.

Here it is:

"Bogart's Lounge - It has it all: a swank atmosphere, attractive crowd, and cheap drinks. Okay, okay, so maybe it doesn’t have cheap drinks, but Bogart's Lounge is still a solid lounge. Not really a dance club, per se, but perfect more a more upscale option."